"EL_ULY" (uly)
08/19/2015 at 22:34 • Filed to: Pinches mamadas | 0 | 65 |
So, there is a car parked on the street right in front of my house with about 4 dudes inside...
The car, a super shitty 09 Impala on flea market chrome wheels and heavy tinted windows, has been parked in that spot since 8 am. I leave for work at about 5:30am and my wife stays here alone.
There are plenty of other open spots. The whole street is pretty empty, but this car stays parked here.
The car has been empty all day. We got back from the gym at around 8pm and the car now has the windows half way down and 4 people inside. They are not smoking or listening to the radio. They are just sitting there.
I know they are not on my property since they are on the atreet, but I don’t like them just sitting there all extra triple suspicious.
I ran the plates and the name registered to the car doesn’t live near here.
What to do? Do I call the po po and have them just take a look? Do i go out there like some idiot and say, “well howdy fellas. How are you fellas doing this evening? Can you get the fuck away from my goddamn house please. Gee thanks you guys :)“
UPDATE: Car leaves as soon as I call it in. Operator told me she made a note to have a squad car make passes through my street once during the day and around this time tomorrow
PushToStart
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:37 | 17 |
I’d call the police and ask them to check it out. Since it isn’t super urgent, try to find their non-emergency number instead of 911.
Don’t go out there and confront them, especially by yourself. There’s more of them than you, and their intentions aren’t obvious so it’s not a risk worth taking.
Agrajag
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:39 | 0 |
I’d probably call the cops.
CAR_IS_MI
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:40 | 0 |
Theres a suspicious car parked in front of my house, its been sitting there with people inside for a little while, I am not sure what they are doing.
mr police ocifer comes by and makes them move along.
JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:40 | 1 |
Do what PushToStart said. Call non-emergency. At least that way someone will approach them and not spook em off right away.
AND STAY ANONYMOUS
XJDano
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:41 | 1 |
Call it in. It’s what they are there for. Suspicious activity. Have them do their job.
Just like that trooper that saved that guys life in the truck from the FP the other day. I sent that link to my brother who is a police officer, his response: “All-in a days work”.
Look up the non emergency number and call that.
Amoore100
> PushToStart
08/19/2015 at 22:41 | 0 |
This. It seems like the right thing, as you have no self protection against whatever they could do. It would suck to lose you in the Oppo community, so be careful EL_ULY...
Steve in Manhattan
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:41 | 0 |
They are probably not doing anything illegal. Unless they’re on your property, it’s probably just a case of asking the police to move them along.
EL_ULY
> PushToStart
08/19/2015 at 22:41 | 0 |
There is were i think i made a mistake. I went out to clean out the inside of my car. While doing so, i looked towrds them and they were just looking at me. I just stood there for like 10 seconds looking back them like, “boo mutha fucka?”
If the police swing by to kick them out, they are going to know I called them. I’d hate for them to get mad and retaliate while im at work and my wife is here alone
smobgirl
> PushToStart
08/19/2015 at 22:42 | 2 |
This. I’ve done it before, and I'd do it again.
Do you have a neighborhood watch program?
CRider
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:43 | 0 |
Call the Ghostbusters cops if you feel like there’s something wrong.
Brickman
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:43 | 0 |
Get a white shirt, pour ketchup (like you were stabbed or shot), run outside screaming bloody murder, stumbling all over the yard and yell at them to help me! They are trying to kill me! PLEASEEEE!11!!!! Scream at the house. Get away from me!!!!
Im sure they will drive off. Then maybe spend the rest of your life in a mental institution :D
But seriously call the police. Like NYC says. See something say something.
EL_ULY
> XJDano
08/19/2015 at 22:43 | 0 |
I have it, I think i’ll call if theu don’t leave by 10:30 cst
EL_ULY
> CAR_IS_MI
08/19/2015 at 22:44 | 1 |
You made it a bit easier sir. Thanks :]
jkm7680
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:44 | 0 |
Call the Police and say there’s a suspicious vehicle.
EL_ULY
> JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/19/2015 at 22:44 | 0 |
Indeed sir, seems like the plan. I’ll give them another hour tho
Agrajag
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:44 | 3 |
This is why it’s a good idea to have a supply of realistic fake body parts. When a bunch of shady people park in front of your house, you fill a garbage can with limbs, put on an apron, chef’s hat and rubber gloves. Then proceed to walk that can out to the edge of the street near said car and give them a nice wave and a smile.
EL_ULY
> Steve in Manhattan
08/19/2015 at 22:45 | 0 |
Indeed. It’s like if the cop just was passing by and checked
EL_ULY
> Agrajag
08/19/2015 at 22:45 | 0 |
I think I w8ll here in a bit
Katsumoto
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:45 | 0 |
Creep em out. Sit outside in some tight ass shorts and no t shirt.
I’ve done that before. A skinny dude wearing some old pt shorts from the military. You know, the ones where your nuts could fall out with the wrong movement. Just chilling and playing with my dog. Lol
EL_ULY
> Amoore100
08/19/2015 at 22:46 | 2 |
I got my Saiga 12 lol :] Nah i think i’ll give the non emergency line a call in a little while
EL_ULY
> CRider
08/19/2015 at 22:47 | 0 |
I’ll give them about an hour. It could be one of these random teenegers in the neighborhood’s friend just chillin.
EL_ULY
> smobgirl
08/19/2015 at 22:48 | 0 |
Nope. But there always a couple Constables rolling around. The neighborhood is not too big
EL_ULY
> Brickman
08/19/2015 at 22:49 | 1 |
Lol but i like plan 1 better. I’ll give them a little more time then call the non emergency line
EL_ULY
> Agrajag
08/19/2015 at 22:50 | 0 |
Lolololololol! Oh yes this :]
EL_ULY
> Katsumoto
08/19/2015 at 22:50 | 0 |
Omg lolololol :] That is plan B lol :]
Steve in Manhattan
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:51 | 1 |
And yet, the wheels on that car should be an arrestable offense. And Paris Hilton’s Bentley. And Rosie O’Donnell’s. And Kim has a bunch of overloaded cars that should be crushed.
EL_ULY
> jkm7680
08/19/2015 at 22:52 | 2 |
It could be a friend of a neighborhood kid’s car and no biggie. I’m going to give them a little more time then call the non emergency line. I got my Saiga 12 ready juat in case tho. My wife has my sharp as fuck katana for backup
x87172
> PushToStart
08/19/2015 at 22:52 | 1 |
Exactly. I had a similar situation a while back: old Grand Caravan pulled up about 8:30 PM, no headlights, as I was taking out the trash. Looked back out at around 11, they were still in there parked right in front of the driveway.
Long story short: police non-emergency number took care of it in no time. That’s the way to go.
Sneaky Pete
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:53 | 1 |
Offer them cookies?
EL_ULY
> Steve in Manhattan
08/19/2015 at 22:56 | 0 |
Lol dayum :] Steve, i live in Houston, home of swanggas
DoYouEvenShift
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:56 | 0 |
Call a couple of your friends over, you know, a couple cars with some dudes. Just hanging out with some friends nothing crazy. If then they dont leave, a Police car rolling around may get them to leave. Surely its nothing, but just in case, are you armed? Wifey know how to operate it? Extremes, I know, but you never know.
EL_ULY
> Sneaky Pete
08/19/2015 at 22:56 | 0 |
No, my cookies OM NOM NOM NOM!
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 22:57 | 0 |
This is the same neighborhood where you keep hearing gunshots, no?
EL_ULY
> DoYouEvenShift
08/19/2015 at 22:58 | 0 |
No friends
I have my Saiga 12 loaded now
My wife has my Katana
I’ll give it a half hour before I call the non emergency line.
EL_ULY
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/19/2015 at 22:59 | 0 |
Awww memories :] Nah I moved way away to this really quiet and friendly community
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 23:02 | 0 |
Friendly... until today.
EL_ULY
> If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/19/2015 at 23:03 | 0 |
Why is always me lol
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 23:06 | 0 |
There‘s something about EL_ULY
DoYouEvenShift
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 23:08 | 0 |
Aw that sucks man, Im in the same situation too. I just moved to a new city, the only person I trust right now is my realtor haha.
EL_ULY
> DoYouEvenShift
08/19/2015 at 23:13 | 1 |
Lol im from this city but I once move to another city all alone and also trusted nobody lol. Well, except the girl working in the lease office.
Steve in Manhattan
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 23:13 | 0 |
Well if you live in the Lone Star State, you should be able to take your handgun out and pop them all for giving your house the stinkeye.
EL_ULY
> Steve in Manhattan
08/19/2015 at 23:16 | 0 |
Well.... I took out my Saiga 12 and it's now loaded and ready to party lol :] My wife has my sharp ass katana for back up
Steve in Manhattan
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 23:19 | 0 |
Or just roll a grenade under the motherfucker. Might even blow it to the other side of the street, then not your problem.
415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> PushToStart
08/19/2015 at 23:44 | 1 |
I’ve called to report some strange teens hanging out in my condos parking area. I don’t want the punks around and one cruiser going by gets rid of them. Nothing wrong with checking things out, you live there, you know when something doesn’t feel right.
EL_ULY
> Steve in Manhattan
08/19/2015 at 23:48 | 0 |
Lolololol!
“You blew it up”
“I understand that but it landed on YOUR yard”
Lol :]
PushToStart
> EL_ULY
08/19/2015 at 23:52 | 1 |
Yeah, probably would've been better to stay inside until they left, but they're gone now, so you're probably ok. Just keep an eye out in case they make their way back over, and if they do, don't hesitate to call the police again. If a pattern develops, those chumps are definitely up to something.
TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
> EL_ULY
08/20/2015 at 00:45 | 0 |
This is MURICA grab three pistols, two assault rifles and a shot got and tell em to scram!
DipodomysDeserti
> EL_ULY
08/20/2015 at 01:18 | 0 |
I had this happen once. I have a CCW so I put some heat in my waistband and took my dogs for a walk past their car in order to show them my house would not be fun to break in to (I have two full grown pit bulls who are very protective of my kids). Turned out it was two uniformed police officers sitting in an unmarked car watching a house at the end of the street which I found out later was owned by another cop who drives 50 mph down my street every morning. Weird.
DipodomysDeserti
> Katsumoto
08/20/2015 at 01:22 | 0 |
My buddy wore his marine PT shorts to my bachelor party at a water park. His dick was out the whole time.
46and2aheadofme
> EL_ULY
08/20/2015 at 01:29 | 0 |
Holy shit a Saiga? Nice. Also, I'm never parking in front of your house.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> EL_ULY
08/20/2015 at 05:50 | 0 |
walk out of the house with a bible in hand and start talking about Jesus perhaps?
jariten1781
> EL_ULY
08/20/2015 at 07:39 | 0 |
I have been known to go out with the weed eater and aggresively edge flinging shit everywhere. People with their windows down don’t particularly like dirt clods and grass in the air.
Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
> EL_ULY
08/20/2015 at 08:55 | 0 |
I know I’m late to the party, and the issue has been resolved, but maybe if that happens in the future you can decide that is the perfect time to go out and mow the lawn? They probably won’t like shit getting kicked up into their car and will move along.
On another note, did your dad ever find a new truck after the last one was stolen/recovered?
EL_ULY
> TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
08/20/2015 at 09:01 | 1 |
I had my Saiga 12 not because Murica, but because TEXAS :]
EL_ULY
> DipodomysDeserti
08/20/2015 at 09:02 | 1 |
weird indeed. All I have is my Saiga 12 and 2 tiny toy chihuahuas.... so it kind of balances out lol :]
EL_ULY
> 46and2aheadofme
08/20/2015 at 09:03 | 0 |
nooo, come on by. We can watch racing and do an OPPO up all night Google Hangouts thing
EL_ULY
> pip bip - choose Corrour
08/20/2015 at 09:04 | 1 |
or dress up as Jesus and walk around. I need some more LEDs and a smoke machine so I could look extra biblical :]
EL_ULY
> jariten1781
08/20/2015 at 09:05 | 0 |
I was thinking that actually. I have a bunch of pine needles on my drive way and was thinking of blowing them around for a bit lol
EL_ULY
> Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
08/20/2015 at 09:09 | 0 |
I was think that also. I have a whole bunch of pine needles on the sidewalk by the car and on my driveway. I could start blowing stuff around for sure lol.
My dad is slowly but surely making progress on the truck. He’s got some bids on it as is with out a bed but he want to do it right and get money out of it. We can get a bed for like $300 in very good shape. Besides that, it needs a trans seal and she’ll be ready. I have no clue what he wants to get. Everything new is $1 bazillion dollars lol. We the time comes, we’ll figure something out :]
Have a good rest of the day buddy.
DipodomysDeserti
> EL_ULY
08/20/2015 at 09:57 | 0 |
Love me some Saiga action. I had one with a pistol grip and magazine conversion. Tons of fun to shoot slugs out of it. I owned a couple of converted Saiga AKs too. Wish I held onto those as the prices skyrocketed on them. Chihuahuas will get the job done. The Mexican Pitbull as I call them. Those dogs have no fear. I had a pack of them run up on my pits while walking them once, and they got right in their faces and started nipping them. My dogs were like “what the fuck is going on” and started trying to pull away.
EL_ULY
> DipodomysDeserti
08/20/2015 at 10:13 | 0 |
yeah those two little dogs were raised along side 4 giant dobermans. As if they didn’t feel ten feet tall before lol :] I’d love a Saiga AK. Those are pretty uch top shelf AKs
DipodomysDeserti
> EL_ULY
08/20/2015 at 11:06 | 0 |
Yes, very high quality for an AK. My brother still has one. I switched to ARs when I built my SBR.
EL_ULY
> DipodomysDeserti
08/20/2015 at 11:34 | 0 |
niice! I sold my rad little Bushmaster AR for the big goofy Saiga.
The Compromiser
> EL_ULY
08/20/2015 at 20:04 | 0 |
TEXAS? Start shooting.
EL_ULY
> The Compromiser
08/20/2015 at 23:49 | 0 |
Lol